Coming up with a list of all of the things that the victimless crime bill would allow is complicated because there are so many of them. Many of the things it would allow are not obvious because they are allowed now but with a permit or regulation. Also many are included because you are allowed to do them now but not for money.

  • Sell meat from your grill.
  • Sell food you cooked at home.
  • Be able to keep your lawn any length you choose.
  • Have rocks or as pond for a front yard if you choose
  • State Enforced Insurance Requirements.
  • Park your camper on your own property
  • Have a lemonade stand.
  • Allow people to engage in any voluntary exchange they choose.
  • Drive a car
  • Sell alcohol to adults.
  • Deliver alcohol to adults so they don’t have to drive
  • Share a bottle of wine at the park or on the beach.
  • Use whatever drugs you as an adult choose to.
  • Give a Massage for money.
  • Help someone sell a house.
  • Renovate your house or business.
  • Build a fence.
  • Start a business.
  • Fix someone else’s house or business.
  • Have a poker night / open a full casino.
  • Loan people money or start a bank.
  • Start your own lottery.
  • Sell cigarettes to adults.
  • Keep your bar open as late as you want.
  • Sell fireworks.
  • Tint windows.
  • Have a strip club.
  • Sell or buy medicine.
  • Drive with a broken taillight.
  • Run an online marketplace.
  • Not have a license plate.
  • No more speed limits. (unless you crash)
  • Not wear a seat belt
  • Grow a marijuana plant
  • Brew moonshine
  • Cut and style peoples hair
  • Apply makeup to other people
  • Run a daycare
  • Start a business with the money you have without needing a loan for several hundred thousand dollars.
  • Own a dog
  • Rent a house
  • Rent a room by the day or week
  • Evict someone
  • Hold a rally or protest
  • Listen to music while you’re drinking
  • Get married
  • Give someone a ride for money.
  • Erect a sign on your own property.
  • Collect rainwater.
  • Have a food cart / truck
  • Be a Chiropractor
  • Be an accountant
  • Be a home inspector
  • Be a dietition
  • Be a counseler
  • Be a Plumber
  • Have an employment agency
  • Make a living doing whatever you are good at.


All of these things will also have the awesome side effect of ALL police being able to focus on real crimes like when someone does damage with there car, when someone steals from you, or hurts you. It would also eliminate over 90% of police interactions. This in turn would reduce police shootings. It would also greatly decrease the police wanting to search your private property or give you a catheter to collect your urine by force.

You might think that some of these things need regulation. What you should ask is if we need the government to be that regulator or if technology could do it for us. Why couldn’t we look at google reviews when choosing a plumber. If they do a good job they will get good reviews. If not don’t hire them.

Please leave a comment if you can think of other things that aren’t on this list.


“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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